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Zachary Rich Mettenberger is an American former professional football quarterback who played in the National Football League (NFL) for three seasons, primarily with the Tennessee Titans. He played college football for the LSU Tigers and was selected by the Titans in the sixth round of the 2014 NFL draft. After two seasons in Tennessee as a backup, Mettenberger had an offseason stint with the San Diego Chargers before spending his final NFL year as a backup for the Pittsburgh Steelers in 2016. Mettenberger last played with the Memphis Express of the Alliance of American Football (AAF) in 2019.
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